Saturday, July 23, 2016

My Favorite Spacecraft

Remember how I had trouble getting started on my knitting project at the last LOL gathering? Those circular needles did the trick! Even though I haven’t had very much time to knit since that night, I have finished my project. I gave it away as soon as it was done, but it was so much fun I will cast on another one just for me before my head hits the pillow tonight.

Anna Hrachovec designed this little toy, and the pattern is in her book titled Knitting Mochimochi. Ms. Hrachovec named this project “Orbiting Oddity” and I have to say my spirits were high enough to orbit while I worked on it. It’s a quick knit and an adorable finished product:













Sunday, July 17, 2016

Thursday Stitching: Several Beautiful Projects and One Difficult Beginning

Some of the LOLs met Thursday night in the Barnes & Noble coffee shop for our typical stimulating evening of talking and stitching. Becky and Carolyn cross stitched, Amy (a different Amy, not the Amy I’ve mentioned before) tested out a new type of crochet hook, and I knitted, so three top stitching categories were represented. I like it when that happens and we can see different types of beautiful projects taking shape at the same time.

Here’s a show and tell from Thursday:

Becky plans to add some cool buttons (a bunny and some flowers) to this carrot before calling it “done,” but I think it’s already pretty darned cute:





She is currently working away and almost finished stitching this pretty carrot:





Carolyn was working on this:





She was a busy bee on Friday and sent me a photo of the finished product yesterday:





Oh, look at those Christmas-light buttons! I love them!!


Amy had already finished these amigurumi guys, but I forgot to take their picture. She sent me this photo. (Sorry, I couldn't edit it. I don't know why. I stink at technology sometimes.)





Adorable, aren’t they? She’s crocheted several amigurumi, and they are all darling.


I took this cabled scarf to work on:




That is three full repeats of the pattern – only 12 more repeats to go! 


Unfortunately for my scarf’s progress, Amy W’s amigurumi cuties have made me want to try making something equally small and charming. I found a pattern book for little knitted creations the author calls “mochimochi”, so naturally, I just had to start a new project at B&N instead of working on the scarf. I’m not going to tell you what the project is just yet, but my friends thought the photo in the pattern book was funny.

It has been a long time since I have knitted anything small enough to require double-pointed needles, and even longer since I knitted anything so small that I started out on the double-points. My first experience with double-pointed needles was a bottle/can cozy I made for the sole purpose of learning to use the needles, and the thing was fun to knit once I had (finally) figured out how to join the stitches up to make a ring without twisting them and had gotten my tension under control. I have used “dpns” many times since the bottle cozy, but usually only at the top of a hat, which is pretty easy and takes only a few rows. I had forgotten what a pain in the patootski starting off with dpns can be, and my nifty knitted mochimochi starts off with four stitches, then immediately increases very rapidly to make a flat circle. If you are a knitter, you will know what I mean when I say the increases are “knit in the front and back of the stitch” increases in every stitch; if you are not a knitter, please take my word for it that it’s a bummer to do that with only four or eight stitches, with those few stitches divided onto three needles. Once I got a little farther along, say at 8 or 10 stitches on each of the needles, the increases diminished and I had adjusted somewhat to the double-points so I was no longer constantly muttering under my breath – and right about then it was time to leave. Argh!

Thanks to my poor choice of project, it was not as relaxing an evening for me as our meetings usually are and I didn’t hear much of the conversation, but I did at one point hear Carolyn say, “And right there is why I have no desire to learn to knit.” I looked up to see all eyes on me. Bummer. I had to give the fussing a rest and assure her that knitting is very easy and a lot of fun, and I love it – only I'm not good with double-points with so few stitches to start off. I don’t think she believed me, especially since we left before I got far enough along for the needles to stop dropping stitches or stabbing me and for me to stop the agitated mumbling.

Saturday, I went to my fabulous local yarn store and purchased very long circular needles so I can knit my mochimochi using the “magic loop” method. I came home, switched needles, and calmly knitted a few rows. Here’s how my project looks now:





I hope I’ll make quick progress from here on because I can’t wait to see the finished product. If my mochi turns out as perfectly as Amy’s amis always do, I will be tickled pink.




Wednesday, July 13, 2016

My Life in New Mexico: Part 1 -- House Fun

Back in the early part of this century, I was married to “Big T,” and we rented a house on a couple acres barely outside the city limits of Santa Fe, New Mexico. When we decided to buy a house, it was difficult to find something affordable (Santa Fe County is extremely expensive), but we eventually found a place an hour out of Santa Fe in what we called "the greater-Stanley area" because we were out in the countryside (read: middle of nowhere) but still in the Stanley postal and fire districts. The Stanley Volunteer Fire Department district encompassed some 700 dwellings and other buildings in Santa Fe County, of which maybe 50, tops, were “in town.” The post office was a single-wide trailer on the highway, where the speed limit dropped from 70 to 55 for a mile.

Big T and I bought 40 acres of raw land out there in the high desert and put a solar-powered house on it. For a city girl, it was a big step, but a good one, and I fell in love with our new location. I never for one minute regretted moving to Stanley and I was heartbroken when I had to leave. The long commute to Santa Fe for work was even worth it because once we hit the paved road, the drive was all highway through stunningly beautiful countryside.

When we moved out to our property, we were about the fifth house in our “immediate” vicinity. I put that in quotation marks because “immediate” is a relative term; the deed restrictions out there are such that no property can be subdivided into a tract of less than 40 acres. Thus, our nearest neighbors were about a mile away and we could see only two houses from our place.

The distance between houses was one thing we loved about our property, and it was also one reason we opted to go solar rather than running electric lines to the house. Being 8/10 of a mile from the nearest power line meant we would pay over $10,000 to run above-ground lines to our property, then pay a minimum of $10/month for the meter (plus the fee for whatever electricity we used) into eternity. It seemed more reasonable to put up a solar array, so we did. It worked out great, and although our solar system cost more in set-up and maintenance, we enjoyed the unobstructed view of the countryside and were happy to have no monthly utility bills. We wrote a check twice per year for propane, we had a well for water, and we used a high-quality sandstone woodstove for heat. Big T was very good at scavenging wood for the woodstove so we never once bought wood. It helped that when friends and family in Texas cut down appropriate trees they saved the trunks and big branches for us; on our next visit, we would chop it up, stuff the truck bed full, and take firewood home with us.

If you’ve never experienced solar power, it’s really cool and really hilarious all rolled into one. We had power when the substation went out or the co-op had a line down, but we also sometimes played games by lantern or by oil lamp during monsoon season or after a cloudy day because the batteries were too low to frivolously turn on the lights. We had no central heat because while the furnace was gas, the blower was electric, and a blower uses a lot of power. Monsoon season often found us going to the Laundromat in our last clean outfits rather than doing the laundry more timely at home because although our washing machine was a Staber and used very, very little water, detergent, or electricity, the dryer used a lot of power, and when it wasn’t raining, it was too dusty and windy to hang clothes out.

People who don’t live with solar power often don’t know that a solar-powered house is a battery-operated house. Explained most simply, the sun shines on the solar panels, the panels are connected to and charge up the batteries (in our case, 10 forklift batteries), and the house runs off the batteries. The inverter converts the power from the batteries to the 120 volts needed to run lights and appliances.

One major thing about a battery-operated house is that you don’t want anything to constantly drain the batteries. A constant drain by any item is called a “phantom load” because it is always using electricity although it may not be an obvious use. Any appliance with a build-in clock (microwave, for example) or a remote control (television, DVD player) has a phantom load. Any phantom load will drain your batteries lickety-split on a cloudy day or at night, and can keep them from charging to 100% even on a sunny day. To fight the phantom load, we put everything electric (except lamps) on a power strip and used its power strip to turn the appliance or device on and off.

None of our guests had any more clue about solar power than we had had before we decided to go solar, so everyone who visited was fascinated by the mechanics of it all. We toured guests through the house, showing off the inverter (in a cabinet built onto the outside of the house), the batteries (in a cabinet built into a closet), the panel on the kitchen wall that showed an approximate percentage of current battery charge, and the power strips. Although Big T and I loved the battery-operated house, sometimes visitors who arrived thinking solar power was awesome lost some zeal when we explained – or they experienced – the quirks. They did not appreciate the interesting fact that while the inverter pulsed every second or two seeking something wanting to connect to electricity, there could be a time delay if you turned something on in the pause between the pulses. We watched a few people flip light switches on and off and on and off and on and off, always missing the inverter’s pulse, before we figured out what was happening and added the possible lag time to the tour spiel.

The thing it took us longest to comprehend was that the inverter pulse didn’t sustain a low-level energy pull. We finally caught on that flipping the microwave’s power strip on would cause the power to come on for the length of the inverter’s pulse and then disengage when the pulse ended; then we “got” that something else had to be drawing power for the microwave to engage. Once the microwave was running, it pulled plenty of electricity and would work fine all alone, but the amount of energy needed just to light it up was insufficient to flip the inverter from “pulse” to “power” mode. Same problem with the coffee maker, the boom box, the auto-light feature of the gas burners/oven, and more. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried to listen to a radio that plays for one second then turns off, then plays for one second then turns off, until you either give up or get smart and turn a light on. In the case of the radio or boom box, there always had to be something else with a large-enough electric pull to keep it going because even at full use those things were too small to engage the inverter.

After we figured it out, we always tried to remember to advise guests of that oddity as well, but sometimes we forgot to mention it or even if we did tell them they forgot by the time they needed the Mr. Coffee™ the next morning. After a few unfortunate visitors either woke me up (family members) or quietly suffered starvation and/or caffeine withdrawal until I woke up (friends), I learned to leave notes taped to the kitchen cabinets and the coffeemaker to remind overnight guests who woke up first to flip on the kitchen light before trying to make coffee, use the microwave, or light a burner on the stove.

Another feature of our solar-powered living was lack of telephone service. When we moved to Stanley, landline phones were the norm. We couldn’t have a landline phone because the phone company piggybacked its lines onto the power lines. We had no power lines, so we had no possibility of a landline.

We did have cell phones and service with the only provider that claimed to have full coverage in the greater-Stanley area. However, the nearest cell tower was at least couple miles down the paved road from us and since it was very windy out there in the desert, the signal regularly blew away. Usually (unless the wind was gale force) once a call connected we could talk forever, but connecting was often iffy at best. Eventually we got a high-powered, portable antenna (like what truckers attach to their side mirrors) that boosted the signal and, when handled in exactly the right way, frequently would allow the calls to connect. “The right way” was the fun part.

The antenna was about three feet long and had a cord coming off the bottom that connected to the cell phone. When the phone rang, we had to grab the antenna, plug it into the cell phone, then run out onto the front deck and hold the antenna as high in the air as possible while answering the phone. Sometimes the call would drop before we could even get outside, so we would then stand out in the wind waiting to see if the caller would try again. People who knew us would immediately call back; we would stand on the deck and hold the antenna high to try to catch the call. Sometimes a person would have to call multiple times before the signal would catch and we could go back inside and talk – still holding the antenna, mind you, and staying near a window if the wind was particularly strong that day. Big T had no patience with the dropped calls so anyone who called him was out of luck if the call didn’t connect quickly, but I told everyone we knew to try me three times then wait while I tried to call them back. That at least gave me the option to go back inside and get a coat in the wintertime! Big T is a good six or seven inches taller than I am, so he didn’t have to stretch quite so much to get the antenna up high enough. It’s a bummer cell phones didn’t have photo/video capacity back then – I would dearly love to see a video of me standing on tiptoe and stretching my arm out to hold the giant antenna as high in the air as possible while trying to both keep control of the antenna in the wind and dial the phone! That must have been quite a sight. Thank goodness the neighbors were too far away to see it.




Thursday, July 7, 2016

Rants and Raves

Just for grins. J


Rant:
What’s with self-flushing toilets? Self-flushers seem to come in two categories – (1) those that never flush themselves (but no one expects that, so the toilet isn’t ever actually flushed when needed), and (2) those that flush four or five times between the time one walks into the stall and the time one is ready to leave the stall. The self-flushers in the office building where I work are all the overactive variety, and I am neither kidding nor exaggerating when I say that today I made a toilet flush three times in fewer than 60 seconds by walking into a stall to adjust my slip. Argh!


Related Rant:
How about push-button sink faucets? The ones in the bathroom on my floor of the office building also come in two types – (1) those that give the hand-washer a three-second water flow and (2) those that run for 10 minutes. I finally gave up on the faucets on my floor and wandered the building until I found a bathroom with old-fashioned sinks with handles that turn the water on and off.


Sort of Related Rave:
Motion detecting paper towel dispensers. Ahh, just the right amount of paper to dry those hands and I don't have to touch anything except the new piece of paper towel.


Rave:
Nice people. Last week I had to make a trip to Sam’s for the office, but when I returned I found that the office dolly had a flat tire. That meant I had to carry in three cases of water and two cases of soft drinks. I’m a weakling, so I could carry only one case at a time. All five times I staggered up to the building with a case of beverages clamped in my arms, someone rushed to open the doors for me – even though we have one door that will open at the touch of a wheelchair button that I could have (and have done) pushed with my elbow. Three of the people who opened the door for me were actually exiting the building, and all three of them went back inside and pushed the elevator button for me as well. The other two nice people were young men who were walking in when I was; they each not only opened the door and pushed the elevator buttons for me, they also each offered to carry the beverages to my office.


Rant:
Pathological Parkers. A couple Saturdays ago, I went to the post office. I live in a smallish town with a small post office; there are only eight full-sized parking spaces and one itty-bitty one. I had to drive around the block twice before a space was available. This is why:









Rave:
Clever people. It’s so much fun to see something like this on the morning commute:






Or this:







Rant:
Autocorrect. Sometimes Autocorrect can be a Rave, but then this happens:







Rave:
A meme (taken from Single Dad Laughing on Facebook) that sums up my feelings on Autocorrect and makes me laugh every time I see it. Double rave! 








Happy Thursday y'all!!